Journalist Farhad Manjoo at Slate recently lampooned the privacy interests of Facebook users, quipping sarcastically that “the very idea of making Facebook a more private place borders on the oxymoronic, a bit like expecting modesty at a strip club”. Funny.
A stripper might seem the archetype of promiscuity but she has a great deal of control over what’s going on. There are strict limits to what she does and moreover, what others including the club are allowed to do to her. Strip club customers are banned from taking photos and exploiting the actors’ exuberance, and only the most unscrupulous club would itself take advantage of the show for secondary purposes.
Facebook offers no such protection to their own members.
While people do need to be prudent on the Internet, the real privacy problem with Facebook is not the promiscuity of some of its members, but the blatant and boundless way that it pirates personal information. Regardless of the privacy settings, Facebook reserves all rights to do anything it likes with PI, behind the backs of even its most reserved users. That is the fundamental and persistent privacy breach. It’s obscene.
Update 5 Dec 2011
Farhad Manjoo took me to task on Twitter and the Slate site [though his comments at Slate have since disappeared] saying I misunderstood the strip club analogy. He said what he really meant was propriety, not modesty: visitors to strip clubs shouldn’t expect propriety and Facebook users shouldn’t expect privacy. But I don’t see how refining the metaphor makes his point any clearer or, to be frank, any less odious. I haven’t been to a lot of strip clubs, but I think that their patrons know pretty much what to expect. Facebook on the other hand is deceptive (and has been officially determined to be so by the FTC). Strip clubs are overt; Facebook is tricky.
Some of us — including both Manjoo and me — have realised that everything Facebook does is calculated to extract commercial value from the Personal Information it collects and creates. But I don’t belittle Facebook’s users for falling for the trickery.